Mother's Day Quotations

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~ Tenneva Jordan

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
~ Mildred B. Vermont

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
~ Unknown

The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
~ Rajneesh

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
~ Elizabeth Stone

I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. .
~ M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
~ Zelda Fitzgerald

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one is likely to do anything about that.
~ Golda Meir

Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart
hich weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
~ Unknown